Md Alquama

Girl : jaanu agar tum amir ban Gaye Toh muje Kya doge? Boy : Dhokha..!




Mohabat ke har raste me Dard hi dard milega Mein soch raha hu Uss raste pe Medical store Khol lu Mast chalega

Mai: Hello bhai kya haal hai
Dost: Mast bhai tu suna
Mai: Yaar ek kaam tha
Dost: Haan to karle baad mei baat kar liyo
kaam jyaada zaroori hai

Roj roj vajan nap kar kaya karna hai Ek din to sabne marna hai Char din ki hai zindgi Kha lo ji bhar ke Agla janam phir 3 kilo se Shuru karna hai

Humse mat pucho zindagi k Baare mein Ajnabi kya jaane ajnabi k baare mein

Bf: jaan socha call kar loon tum mujhe miss kar rhi hogi Gfrnd: kminey abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke hate ho Bfrnd: iski maa ka fer tera no Lag gya

Zid pe aa jaye kisi baat py bacha jesy Dil tere baad kuch is tarah sanbhaala hum ne

Chhoria likh to aise deti h jese gaar ka sara kam vohi krti...kam to kuch nhi krti phone leke bethti or logo ko dikhNe ki lia status pr likh deti busy..

Milne ka Vaada Un ki juban se to nikal gya Poochi Jaga to hans k kaha KHWAAB me

Kabhi Fursat Se Hisaab Karenge Tujhse Aye Khuda Ki Maine Gunaah Jyada Kiye Yaa Tune Zakham Jyada Diye

TAKHLEEQ-E-KAINAT ki ye reet bari niraali hy "PREM", jo ho na saky apna, muhabbat b usi sy hoti hy.

Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi Aankhon se pukaro Yeh honton ka takalluf to zamane ke liye hai..

Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai, Jab b busy rahe mera cell to Samajh lena aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hai

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